Cana
Reformed Baptist Matchmaker Wedding Maker.Instead of swipe right try I Do!
What makes Trader Joe's so great?
Excellent products with limited selection. You don't have to stare at a wall of peanut butters to pick the right one. Nope - grab the creamy (not chunky, I mean come on!) and you know it will be good.Limited options and excellent potential; why can't dating be like that?Well, it can be!It's called Cana.
Matchmaking not hot or not swiping
Modern dating is a dumpster fire.
A literal barrage of profiles, fake photos, sexually-charged innuendoes (or worse!), support for LGBT nonsense, and more...The online dating companies want to keep you hooked on the constant stream of potential matches. They want you coming back for more and more. Like a drug addict!The longer they keep you hooked, the more fees they can collect and the richer you make them. And if the company is secular (most are), that owner hates you and everything the Bible stands for.
Marriage Minded
Here at Cana we are different. Our goal is to get you standing in front of your family, friends, church, and God proclaiming "I Do!" as you wed the spouse of your dreams.We win, when you enter the covenant of marriage.You see, men and women were not created to endlessly date, mess around, scroll through a attractive photos of the opposite sex. No, they were first created to glorify God. They were created to worship Him in all they they say and do.God created the bounds of marriage for one man and one woman. It is a covenant union: "And the two shall become one flesh, and what God has joined together, let not man separate."How do we get you into this covenant? Matchmaking, not dating.
Bespoke Matchmaking
Personalized? Bespoke? Matchmaking? You mean that you are going to arrange a marriage for me?No - we are not in the business of arranging marriages. Though we are in the business of one-to-one matchmaking.We are not going to present you with an eye-watering collection of profiles and pictures. In fact, you will only see one profile at a time.That's right - one match. You can get to know your match and decide if you want to pursue a relationship with them. If not just let us know, you are in control, we will end the match and you will receive another one (when the time is right.)Our goal is to provide you with the best match, so that you two can get married and become fruitful dominion takers here on this Earth.
Bespoke Sounds Expensive
Bespoke is a euphemism for expensive.Well, this process is not cheap. But we don't want this to be a cheap monthly payment, or a pay to get boosted game.Remember, if the product is free, then you are the product. Sisters, we don't want to whore your picture and profile out there to keep desperate guys paying our service. Brothers, we don't want this to be a cheap monthly payment, or a game where you pay to get boosted/likes.No, this is a serious endeavor. We are personally vetting each applicant and working alongside each of you to match you with the best potential mate.To do this, we charge an upfront fee of $100 for all applicants. This gets the process started, the rest of the fee comes at the end of the process.Sisters, this is all you pay.Brothers, you fund this operation (patriarchal, I know!). You only pay after you get married to the wonderful young lady you meet here on Cana. Apply now to secure our lowest introductory rate of $1500.
Limited
Like Trader Joe's, there is a limited supply of excellent matches. Right now we are focusing on accepting Reformed Baptist.
Request an Application Today!
If this sounds exciting and promising then apply today! We are taking early reservations.There are a limited number of early bird reservations.
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